Bathroom banter at BW


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Seriously. Guys, twice today with the toilet seat left up. Um, gross.
Please, be kind to your female coworkers and put it down when you're done.
You’ve got to be kidding me.......
First no toilet papes, now a disrespectful commode non seat putter downer?
It must be the same person...any one wanna do a stakeout with me by the bathroom? We could listen to private eyes and drink coffee until we spot some action...
Imagine we will be office heroes, just in time for the Holidays!
Four words,
This could duel as web content & some weird reality TV show.
Someone call Tyler.
The obvious solution is to make the bathrooms boy vs. girl instead of poop vs. pee. Then the boys room can be nasty with no tp and the seat up all the time, and the girls room can be gleaming, with scented candles, and possibly an attendant to hand out mints and towels. Not to be sexist or anything.
Actually, this is the obvious solution:
A-HA! Nathaniel is clearly the culprit, as he is accustomed to using
his automatic toilet seat at home. That was really nice of your wife
to make you one.
And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you kids snooping around!
The saga continues. This takes me back to 1992 while I was working in Bali. My boss did not believe in toilet paper and we did not have a toilet per se. I think this might be the perfect solution.