Armageddon, Or At Least A Storm

Bogus Basin? Closed due to high winds.

Interstate 84? Closed because of airborne semis landing in all the wrong places.

Canyon County? Dark.

Highway 21? Shut down because of sudden appearance of mashed potatoes on highway.

We're not sure if this is a response to the Iowa caucus returns or not (ID Dems: Yay. ID GOP: Grump).

We knew it: Armageddon is here.