This Just In: Winter Sports Dangerous

Get this: Sliding down a hill covered in frozen water on a fiberglass platter covered in wax just might be hard on your body. And it's getting worse; some of you are young, stupid and too fast for your own good. Siddown, already.

From the Department of Studying The Obvious comes a report about how you snowboarder types are jes' plain dangerous. To yourselves.

Read the report's abstract for free, and wonder how you too could get paid for pointing out the obvious. Or pick up the New York Times article on same, just in time for your parents to reconsider getting you that season pass at Bogus.