Get this: Sliding down a hill covered in frozen water on a fiberglass platter covered in wax just might be hard on your body. And it's getting worse; some of you are young, stupid and too fast for your own good. Siddown, already.
From the Department of Studying The Obvious comes a report about how you snowboarder types are jes' plain dangerous. To yourselves.
Read the report's abstract for free
, and wonder how you too could get paid for pointing out the obvious. Or pick up the New York Times article on same
, just in time for your parents to reconsider getting you that season pass at Bogus