The Hill newspaper
has it figured out: the scariest thing they think you could be this year for Halloween
is a certain Idaho senator.
Yes people, it's true: there will be jokes for every month about Idaho's senior senator.
And we had just begun to fret about our Halloween costumes.
BW Editor Shea Andersen, notoriously party-averse, now has his figured out.
Here's a few of their tips, ripped clean off their Web posting
-Sport a large sign that reads "NOT GAY"
-Carry a roll of toilet paper and keep a square taped to your shoe
-Construct a bathroom stall around you, held up by suspenders (much like a kissing booth)
-Carry a boarding pass, Minneapolis to Washington
-Attach a knife handle to your back, identified by the letters "GOP"
-Wear tap shoes
-Cling to a giant Senate seal (you can occasionally mention that you're about to let go, but then don't)
-Show up with a friend wearing a police badge around his neck.