This morning's Twin Falls Times-News reports that Billy Elser (who incidentally plans on opening a restaurant in November) serves up his kitty litter cake in a ... wait for it ... real cat litter box and with a cat litter scooper. The ingredients include cake mix, vanilla pudding, green food coloring and Tootsie Rolls.
The end product indeed looks like cat litter and some half-buried brown lumps (the Tootside Rolls) are meant to represent cat turds.
Elser said he developed the recipe years ago when he and his sister used to compete to see who could come up with the ickiest homemade Halloween dish.
No more calls please. We have a winner.