"I'm just trying to do karate and get females pregnant."
Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan knows the power of a one-liner. He's earned legions of fans over his long career in stand-up, television and movies by being unafraid to say things that can simultaneously drop jaws and elicit hysterical laughter.
And while his days as the resident petulant and confused celebrity on 30 Rock are over, he's not slowing down. Morgan will hit Boise's Egyptian Theatre for a one-night-only performance as part of his Excuse My French tour Saturday, March 30.
When the announcement hit that Morgan was including the City of Trees in his comedy tour, eager fans snapped up tickets, anxious for a chance to catch an evening of "did he really just say that?" humor.
Procrastinators will be happy to know that there are still some tickets left, but if you haven't already figured it out, this isn't a kid-friendly show. Fork out the cash for a babysitter if you have to, because sometimes grown-ups need some not-appropriate-for-younger-audiences fun.