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new year resolutions that bw staffers have most likely already broken


1. I will limit my drinking to twice a week (should have stuck with twice a night)

2. I will always wear my seat belt (Albertsons is only three blocks away)

3. I will start working out (I never really meant that one)

4. I will wake up each morning with a smile on my face (I had a nightmare, woke up to some pop song and realized my cat had shat in the closet)

5. I will answer my cell phone each time it rings (hey, the collector called)

6. I will stop smoking (I'm not a real smoker, I'm a social smoker)

7. I will walk the dogs each morning for at least 10 minutes (they have legs and I have a fenced-in yard--it's too cold out)



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