Gardening isn't generally classified as sexy—unless you count beads of sweat on sun-kissed skin, or pulling weeds while bent over in a pin-up-esque pose. Nor is it particularly humorous, unless you blast yourself in the face with water from the hose or end up with a dirt clump on your face rivaling Sam Elliott's stache.
But if you want to bring some funny flirtatiousness to your digging-in-the-dirt wardrobe, North End Organic Nursery has the perfect covering.
A shelving unit near the register hold hoards of T-shirts, tanks and sweatshirts with seed-y sayings like "Talk Dirt to Me" or "Garden Hoe," which promise to amp up the standard big-hat-and-Crocs gardening wardrobe.
Other slogans include "Ida-hoe," "Life's a Garden, Dig It" and "Life Began In A Garden," but the selection of witty words in stock varies. According to the ladies at the NEON, these nifty threads are immensely popular as gifts, and were a big hit around Mother's Day.
The shirts are made with natural materials, including hemp, organic cotton and viscose bamboo, and are also emblazoned with the NEON logo. T-shirts are $20, long-sleeved T's are $25 and tanks are $15.