Congratulations: You made it through the holidays. There are no more gifts to give--no more aunties demanding big, wet smooches, or feigned enthusiasm for ugly sweater parties. All that remains is the snow up at Bogus, your trusty winter jacket and your good looks to get you through what remains of winter.
You deserve a drinking vessel to match your achievement. When skinny-stemmed champagne sippers and Charlie Brown-themed mugs o' Irish coffee just won't do, there's Das Horn, which, for you non-Old Norse speakers out there, means "The Horn."
With its soothing white coloring and gleaming steel rim band, this Dark Aged alcohol delivery system looks the horn of an aurochs engineered by Steve Jobs, and goes perfectly with bellowed battle cries, storming castles and victory. Wear it with you on a neck strap (included) or mount it among the other souvenirs taken from your fallen enemies with the official Das Horn display stand.
Das Horn holds 24 ounces of your favorite beverage and will set you back $25.