by Josh Gross
So this music video documenting the lives of Boise State University distance runners happened.
It has insightful existential lyrics like, "Can't escape from the trainers / Comin' out lookin' bruised / Open up my closet to a pile of shoes."
But personally, I think the best part of it is when the Spandex-clad ladies smear chocolate frosted donuts on their mouths as they fantasize about sweets. It edges out the part where they pee in the bushes on the side of a trail they are running because I like donuts and think running is silly.