Petition Launched to Deport Those Who Signed Petitions for Secession

Posted by Josh Gross on Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 3:20 PM

Screen shot of the petition.
  • A screen shot of the anti-secession petition.

As part of America's unending quest to stay classy, butthurt residents from 20 states launched official petitions on the White House website to secede from the United States. More than 100,000 people have signed so far.

But that raises the question of who petitions the petitioners?

Answer: whoever launched this petition.

It asks for anyone who signed any of the petitions for secession to be deported. And at the time of this writing, it has been signed by nearly 17,000 people. That's still a far cry from the 25,000 it needs to be "considered," by the Obama administration. But it's also more than the 4,000 or so dings dongs who signed the petition for Idaho to break off on its own.

Most likely, none of this will go anywhere. Which is good, because getting a new driver's license for a country that doesn't yet exist would be a total pain in the butt.

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The racism of yesteryear has come full circle in our county. The entire world embraced our choice of a black President four years ago and most nations of the world still support him. The fringe elements of Republican sect have crept through into the mainstream once again with conservative mouthpieces planting the seeds of hate. The only doubt lies here at home rooting from bigotry. Watch the white hands paint Obama in Blackface at…

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Posted by dregstudios on 11/14/2012 at 3:40 PM

If you don't like Obama, you're a racist. Stay classy dregstudios

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Posted by thefamilydog on 11/15/2012 at 8:58 AM

That would violate the constitution. We are still under the protection of the constitution as long as we live in this country. I'm sick of people playing the racist card. Very few people against President Obama are racist in the least. We love this country and wanted to see real change. We gave President Obama a chance to make that happen. He continually disappoints this country. He won the election by voter fraud in several states. Many people are upset and feel the need to do something about it. Freedom of Speech is a right in this country. Nobody can take it away or cover it up. As soon as that starts to happen, this country will go to hell, if it already hasn't.

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Posted by Deb Berberi on 11/19/2012 at 4:05 AM
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