First Pictures Appear of New Three-Hootered Hooker From Total Recall

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The Total Recall remake will probably be an action-packed, mind-fuck full of explosions and CG-aided martial arts moves that your kids will inevitably try at home despite multiple warnings not to.

But no one cares about that. They care about one thing: the woman about town with the triple mammaries. You know, this lady here. Yeowza, that's good sailor bait.

But since the new movie is not set on a Mars inhabited by mutants, but some silly future Earth that lacks Che Guevara-like parasitic twins, the Internet held a very reasonable debate about the triple-boobed business woman's importance to the plot.

So her character was saved.

Well, what does she look like now? Click here to find out.

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