Missed lunch? How about a tasty helping of Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits for dinner? This satire-heavy band with a name that sounds like something you'd get at a drive-thru on your way to Reno, Nev., will play The Shredder at 8 p.m.
For $5, you can bask in the sounds of a band that notes Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Slick Rick and They Might Be Giants as influences—and calls itself "the vaudeville routine for your personal apocalypse." Since we're pretty sure you don't already have one of those lined up, you should scope out this zany group via its website, and then stroll over to the Shredder tonight.