by Josh Gross
If you haven't seen GGN, Snoop Dogg's news vlog yet, it features bizarre rants from Snoop and friends about the news of the day. And the unbelievably strange news headlines running on the ticker at the bottom of the screen are possibly the greatest thing on the Internet.
"Rick Ross remixes Rihanna's 'Birthday Cake,' not sure if 'remix' is a new slang term for 'ate all of,' the ticker announces.
In a new episode, Snoop Dogg's news persona "Nemo Hoes," takes on race relations and the Trayvon Martin case with Mario Van Peebles, which involves both a discussion of why Van Peebles won't let his kids have an Airsoft Gun, and how Jesus wore a hood and was probably Korean. Now that's in-depth coverage.