President's Post-Office Dream: Sportscenter

Posted by Josh Gross on Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 11:14 AM

Little kids dream of growing up to be president. But what do presidents dream of doing? Apparently, being on Sportscenter.

Fo' realsies. During a campaign appearance as a dinner guest for a randomly selected donor, President Barry O. was asked what he would want to do if he weren't president. Instead of being a lobbyist or working at a think tank or running a foundation or serving as a diplomat, he said he'd like to be on Sportscenter.

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