by Josh Gross
Little kids dream of growing up to be president. But what do presidents dream of doing? Apparently, being on Sportscenter.
Fo' realsies. During a campaign appearance as a dinner guest for a randomly selected donor, President Barry O. was asked what he would want to do if he weren't president. Instead of being a lobbyist or working at a think tank or running a foundation or serving as a diplomat, he said he'd like to be on Sportscenter.