by Josh Gross
Though it got swallowed up by the circus that the Republican presidential primaries have become, a forum for the lesser-known presidential candidates was held as part of the run-up to the New Hampshire primary.
The show was stolen by perennial candidate Vermin Supreme, who stood by a previous campaign promise to provide every American with a free pony, outlined his platform against gingivitis and showed off his kidney donation scar. And then he sprinkled fairy dust on one of the other candidates to "make him gay."
And he did all of that while wearing a boot on his head.
This guy certainly has my vote.
The full forum can be seen here.