by Josh Gross
Band name: Tartufi
Hometown: San Francisco, Calif.
Sounds like: The tuffiest tart going.
Potential name of band memoir: "Fear of giraffes, fear of some birds, no fear of turtles.
Latin quote for band crest: Lumen naturale (Natural light).
Video game series most likely to pick band for soundtrack: Tetris.
Playing at: Neurolux on Friday, Oct. 8, 9 p.m.
Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.
No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.