by Josh Gross
Band name: The Janks
Hometown: Los Angeles, Calif.
Sounds like: "The Wonder Years."
Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth: From that picture, Ted Nugent.
Latin quote for band crest: Inter nos (Between ourselves).
Like their eggs: Shaken not stirred.
Playing at: The Bouquet on Friday, Oct. 8, 8:45 p.m.
Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.
No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.