There is some kind of black conspiracy planned for the day after Thanksgiving. Everybody is behind it: the daily paper, the popo, even the fucking highway department is changing the traffic signals. Even the business press is in on it.
Besides the fact that we have to work part of the day, we're not buying it. We're not buying anything, except maybe a bowl of soup. If you are feeling a little bad about playing into societal expectations for Nov. 27, fear not, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
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