Spring: Sunny and Warm, But Not Too Warm. Summer: Sunny and Hot, But Never More Than 90 Degrees. Fall: Sunny and Cool, But Not Too Cool. Winter: An Abundance of Snow in the Mountains (But Not on Valley Roads), But Clear and Dry on Saurday and Sundays For Easy Access to Ski Areas. Plenty of Flurries Around the Holidays so Area Ski Resorts Can Flourish, but Not Too Much That it Snarls Air Traffic. Plenty of Snowpack to Produce a Healthy Water Supply, But Not Too Much So That it Causes Flooding.
Aw, screw it.