No, the best day-olds are not found in the birthing chambers at either of the saints. But you can find a sweet little baby of equivalent weight and nearly equivalent size at your local Big City coffee shop for just $1. And with names like Cinnamon Roll and Blueberry Scone and Bear Claw, your baby is guaranteed to grow up to become a rock star. Best if shared with a partner.
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